It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable. Now there's shipping and handling. — Bert Murray Copy Share Image
“There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
The surest thing in the world is not death and taxes, it's death and eternity. Yet, we're so unconcerned. — Leonard Ravenhill Copy Share Image
The difference between death and taxes, is Death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets Will Rogers — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
“Death and taxes are the only two certainties in life, as Mark Twain once said. Or was it Benjamin Franklin?” — Stephen Leather Copy Share Image
Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty:… — Ruth Ann Minner Copy Share Image
We are not certain, we are never certain. If we were we could reach some conclusions, and we could, at last, make… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
But in this world nothing is sure but death and taxes. [Fr., Mais dons ce monde, il n'y a rien d'assure que… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image