“They say that nothing is certain but death and taxes, and I already screwed one of those up, so I better pay… — Edmund Alexander Sims Copy Share Image
“He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn’t happen to you every year.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“No defeat, no surrender Ain't no pockets in a shroud There is nothing so sure in life as death and taxes” — Ninette Kelly Copy Share Image
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Apart from death and taxes, the one thing that's certain in this life is that I'll never be a fashion icon. — Bruce Dickinson Copy Share Image
Forget death and taxes. The only sure thing is that, win or lose, Don King is counting the money. — Tim Witherspoon Copy Share Image
Nothing is certain in life but death and taxes. And in Donald Trump's case, lies. — Pamela Meyer Copy Share Image
“Benjamin Franklin was certain of two things: death and taxes. Taoists are simpler. We are certain of only one thing: change, in… — Qiguang Zhao Copy Share Image
They say death and taxes are the only things that are inevitable. The truth is, you can not pay your taxes. I've… — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
When the world changes, you have to adapt and change with it. It's not just death and taxes that we can always… — Christopher Jones Copy Share Image