“His accelerated path to yogihood hit a dead end when his kundalini exploded in a crowded department store. No one else was injured, but Swami caught an inflection which left him with a permanent East Indian accent.” — Swami Beyondananda Copy Share Image
“The world is in serious condition largely due to our conditioning to be serious. Seriously.” — Swami Beyondananda Copy Share Image
“Broken Wind believed that we are traumatized as babies by intestinal gas or colic. The great shaman invented a technique called "gastral projection" to… — Swami Beyondananda Copy Share Image
“The bad news: There is no key to the universe. The good news: It was never locked.” — Swami Beyondananda Copy Share Image
“He studied with the guru of rock n’ roll, Baba Oom Mow Mow, who taught his own version of the Golden Rule: "Do wop… — Swami Beyondananda Copy Share Image
“His accelerated path to yogihood hit a dead end when his kundalini exploded in a crowded department store. No one else was injured, but… — Swami Beyondananda Copy Share Image
