“It's very... christmas movie. Like the cheesy ones on channel 5, where some frosty bitch from the city breaks up with a smarmy lawyer,… — Juno Dawson Copy Share Image
“I throw on some sweatpants and tell everyone I want a 'real' coffee which sounds more believable than telling them I'm going for a… — Juno Dawson Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter how many times I chuck Philosopher's stone into the fireplace, another copy appears on the shelf like literary herpes” — Juno Dawson Copy Share Image
