“He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who avenged the death of his sister by going down on her best friend for seven days and seven… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for the… — Mark Jackman Copy Share
“Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past.” — Mark Jackman Copy Share
“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The hamster generates… — Mark Jackman Copy Share
“Whoever said “violence doesn’t solve anything,” had never given a right dickhead a pasting in a car park before. G” — Mark Jackman Copy Share
“He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who avenged the… — Mark Jackman Copy Share
“My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don’t get me wrong, the Big… — Mark Jackman Copy Share
“Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,” the dog offered earnestly. “It’s a ballad, Alf, and to be honest, it’s one… — Mark Jackman Copy Share
“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.” — Mark Jackman Copy Share
“Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon.” — Mark Jackman Copy Share
“Many great people had been considered to be boring, like Nigel Mansell, but anyone who had read the racing driver’s autobiography, "Clutch Down, Dick… — Mark Jackman Copy Share
“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of his own… — Mark Jackman Copy Share
“You’ve never had a scrap with anyone who you thought was hard, then?” “I was cut up on a roundabout by Kendo Nagasaki once.… — Mark Jackman Copy Share
