“My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.” — Randy Kagan Copy Share Image
“I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.” — Randy Kagan Copy Share
“I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me” — Randy Kagan Copy Share
“My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.” — Randy Kagan Copy Share
