Who would want to get back together with Taylor Swift after having dated her? I'm sure dating her is like talking to a white sheet of paper with a little bit of vanilla ice cream on it that doesn't say… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a slight possibility… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
I never understood using Kickstarter for commercial purposes. If you want to raise money for commercial purposes, I think you should give someone a… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes for Twitter.… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no reason, it… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
Other than Caroline's in New York, I pretty much haven't done clubs. That was primarily because I always liked the people and audiences at… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
I want to continually find ways to bring my ideas off the stage and into the real world, into the streets. I think I… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
The feeling of being an outsider was a big part of my childhood. I think that helps comedians. That feeling of being an outsider.… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die. — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
There's this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli in Bushwick… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry. — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills. — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share
