“So that's how we end up helping Aviva pick out a male escort. Even Darcy is impressed with Eugene's organization; each profile… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“And once, a sophomore English teacher, Mr. Watts, found out that one of his students had spent the past eight class periods carving an… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“In winter this town is freezing. You step out your door in the morning and the whole place looks like one of those nature… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Great. Darcy is the ruler of our school. Prety soon, Julius is going to be like Singapore - you'll get a $500 fine for… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“My love life couldn't be more nonexistent if Julius was all all-girls' boarding school with a moat full of alligators around it.” — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“I did remember. The librarian had picked me up and held me to her chest as we evacuated beneath the flashing fire alarm. I'd… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“You all right?" he asked. I felt dizzy. "Yeah. Lots of blood, though..." "The head always bleeds a lot," Luke told me. "Remember when… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“I'm not copying you!" Luke said. "A werewolf is totally different than a vampire! You're creepy all the time. Mine is just, like, a… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Whoever taught my mother the phrase stud muffin should be prosecuted” — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“I could kiss that girl. And ya know what? I will kiss that girl. As soon as I get back to school, I'm gonna… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“I've been asking around to find out what girls are into," Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“We are in a boy recession," Eugene repeats. "There's been a sudden, drastic decrease in the male population at this school. And I'm gonna… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
