The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the chicken started dancing. By then he was pretty much used to anything and only asked if… — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
Some things can’t be ignored. You can only conquer your past if you choose to face it. — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“The blinding colors on his tie resembled a Rorschach test and prompted Jazz to slip on her sunglasses.” — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“But I don’t wanna go to the grocery store!” Her forehead connected with the table’s surface. “It’s a mean nasty place with soccer moms… — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“We've survived the Black Plague, the Titanic, and Pearl Harbor just to name a few. Not to mention the Disco Period.” — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
Fool witch once, shame on you. Fool witch twice, oozing sores and an eternal rash in private areas. — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the… — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“If you would only be willing to take the time to truly get to know me. I know that we would spawn beautiful offspring… — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“What did he do? Channel Vincent Price and transport the Tower of London'to the Hollywood Hills?” — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
A breakup is like a broken mirror . It is better to leave it alone than hurt yourself trying to fix it . — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“...and a new dress because her asshole husband had bought an ugly funeral outfit she was stuck in for eternity” — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“No honking the horn or flashing the lights because you get bored,” she warned Irma. “Dweezil’s threatened to blow up the car if you… — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
