My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I cut the cord for my son, which was a tremendous pleasure, though Ive never eaten calamari since. — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
By the time my attempt to acquire WCW fell apart and Time Warner decided they didn't want anything remotely associated with wrestling… — Eric Bischoff Copy Share Image
“It occurred to me, while sitting on the cold white toilet seat pretending to pee in order to avoid Bob, that I… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
