I realized, in removing or rewriting these jokes, that often the jokes weren't done or that I was using, for me, the… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“I had good intentions but it turned out, what I thought was a blessing had been nothing but a curse. So for… — A. Mani Copy Share Image
Genius is a curse. That's how I look at it. Some think that the brilliant comprehend the universe in a way the… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
“You can curse the moon Curse the day your’re born But the pilot of your plane is you We’re all in this… — Phyllis Wheaton Copy Share Image
“You know, that pissed me off. We'd traveled half around the world to get to him, and there were monsters chasing us… — Cassandra Rose Clarke Copy Share Image
Jesus did not die to increase our self-esteem. Rather, Jesus died to bring glory to the Father by redeeming people from the… — Edward T Welch Copy Share Image
“This can be both a blessing and a curse. You are blessed with a wonderfully unique filter but cursed with a systematic… — Marcus Buckingham Copy Share Image
Not one man is forgiven! East, West, North, South! I bite off their dingbats. Christ rots in my mouth. I curse the… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
You just do it. You force yourself to get up. You force yourself to put one foot before the other, and God… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
Everywhere the tendency has been to separate religion from morality, to set them in opposition even. But a religion without morality is… — Mark Hopkins Copy Share Image
“Please,' I say to the dirt floor of the brugh, to the earth itself. 'I will do whatever you want. I will… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Just as an octopus may have his den in some ocean cave, and come floating out a silent image of horror to… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Not only were the Jews expecting the birth of a Great King, a Wise Man and a Saviour, but Plato and Socrates… — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
It's just that, right now, I want to hear you promise me that if we do run out of time and I… — Nancy Werlin Copy Share Image
The idea in The Man that Would Be King was that the music should recreate all that majestic surrounding and emphasize the… — Maurice Jarre Copy Share Image
Cursing dads are terrifying, you know? Cursing dads are - I don't know why, but no. It just doesn't seem to me… — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
“Here was the worst curse: he managed to force the dream from his conscious mind often enough that when it returned to… — Anthony Doerr Copy Share Image
O Earth, so full of dreary noises! O men, with wailing in your voices! O delved gold, the wader's heap! O strife,… — Elizabeth Barrett Browning Copy Share Image
It's one of the curses of designing that when you look at anything, you're constantly thinking, Why? Why - why was it… — Jonathan Ive Copy Share Image
“Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way,… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
For me, I am not a fan of any of my own matches, and it's both a blessing and a curse. Because… — Johnny Gargano Copy Share Image
The problem with being a Tour de France winner is you always have that feeling of disappointment if you don't win again.… — Greg LeMond Copy Share Image
James Allen says 'We curse the effect and nourish the cause.' The guy puts sand in his shoes and he can hardly… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
Partisanship is our great curse. We too readily assume that everything has two sides and that it is our duty to be… — James Harvey Robinson Copy Share Image
How surely are the dead beyond death. Death is what the living carry with them. A state of dread, like some uncanny… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
there is this malign curse laid on dipsomaniacs. That they must absolutely have a drink: in order to feel strong enough to… — Caitlin Thomas Copy Share Image
I'm a people pleaser. I hold a lot of things in. I'm always making sure everybody is okay. I usually don't rage;… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
“Some think intuition is a gift, but it can be a curse as well--a voice calling to us from places that are… — Emily Thorne Copy Share Image
“Respectability is a curse; it is an "evil" that corrodes the mind and heart. It creeps upon one unknowingly and destroys love.” — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
Passion should believe itself irresistible. It should forget civility and consideration and all the other curses of a refined nature. Above all,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are demons and there are evil people in the world And you post a picture like that, and some cultist gets… — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
But then, as far as I know, as far as I've studied or heard or picked up, it seems that this type… — Alex Haley Copy Share Image
The curse of the intelligentsia is their ability to rationalize and re-define. Ordinary people, lacking that gift, are forced to face reality. — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
The time has mainly gone on getting Inform into a decent shape for public use. I suppose the plot of 'Curses' makes… — Graham Nelson Copy Share Image
If yon wish to be like the gods on earth, to be free in the realms of the dead, pluck not the… — Friedrich Schiller Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I loved 'The Curse of Frankenstein,' 'The Creeping Unknown,' 'X: The Unknown.' I love 'Forbidden Planet,' 'The… — John Carpenter Copy Share Image
Living on the coast cocktails and telling lies. Gotta fucking curse that's coming to life. You left me here for all these… — Escape The Fate Copy Share Image
“And therefor, sir,' seyde the Bysshop, 'leve thys opynyon, other ellis I shall curse you with booke, belle and candyll.' 'Do thou… — Sir Thomas Malory Copy Share Image
It is the curse of a certain order of mind, that it can never rest satisfied with the consciousness of its ability… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
Dale: "No, no--curse it, Beka, you're the prickliest woman I've ever met!" Goodwin: "No, I am. But she comes very close, I… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
