As a cure for the cold, take your toddy to bed, put one bowler hat at the foot, and drink until you… — R. H. Bruce Lockhart Copy Share Image
If laughter is the best medicine, then all it takes to cure your cold is a picture of me naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Proper treatment will cure a cold in seven days, but left to itself, a cold will hang on for a week. — Darrell Huff Copy Share Image
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. — Jerry Vale Copy Share Image