“Her blood-curdling snoring, with its gargling and squawking and its terrifying pauses is like the sound the devil might make if he were alternately relishing and strangling on a pound of human flesh.” — Bailey White Copy Share Image
It was no mean trick doing the wiring with those mittens on. But I managed it and crawled out, batting spiders into the shadows.… — Bailey White Copy Share Image
We settled Mama into the wheelchair and loaded her down with both our pocketbooks and a vase of flowers I had picked to present… — Bailey White Copy Share Image
“Her blood-curdling snoring, with its gargling and squawking and its terrifying pauses is like the sound the devil might make if he were alternately… — Bailey White Copy Share Image
When Mama starts to move across a room, people pay attention. You can never be sure she's not going to grab you by the… — Bailey White Copy Share Image
I'm tired of being set upon by crazed Christians one minute and unbridled libertines the next. Girls, I'm going camping. — Bailey White Copy Share Image
“When I got started again, I drove slower and felt smaller. I think it does us all good to get looked at like that… — Bailey White Copy Share Image
I come from down south, where vegetation does not know its place. Honeysuckle can work through cracks in your walls and strangle you while… — Bailey White Copy Share Image
“I have the sick fantasy that whatever I see at the movies is going to happen to me at home. My bladder capacity increased… — Bailey White Copy Share Image
