Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass. — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple. — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I'm not so interested in. — Jeff Goldblum Copy Share Image
Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Tis not her coldness, father, That chills my labouring breast; It's that confounded cucumber I've ate and can't digest. — Richard Harris Barham Copy Share Image
I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
The best Mother's Day gift I ever got was just a full day with the kids where they did their mommy pampering.… — Elisabeth Hasselbeck Copy Share Image
“We need to shop," Paul said, peering over his shoulder. "True. We should do it together." [...]"We can hold up cucumbers in… — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
Cucumber and bergamot," Clary said. "Is there anything else you hate that I ought to know about?" Jace looked at Dorothea over… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to… — Compton Mackenzie Copy Share Image
As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand… — Asne Seierstad Copy Share Image
Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Since his mother died I have seen him steam a cucumber thinking it was zucchini. That's the kind of thing that turns… — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have… — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
July is hollyhocks and hammocks, fireworks and vacations, hot and steamy weather, cool and refreshing swims, beach picnics, and vegetables all out… — Jean Hersey Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, was that homophobic? No--I think it was, 'cause I hear that a lot. Dave, What?, You're talking about being gay.… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I had to wear a fat suit to play Mma Ramotswe in 'The No 1 Ladies' Detective Agency.' She's described as being… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The secret weapon is cucumber.' Solange sat all the way up. 'Jasmine, cover your ears.' MaryAnn, Juliette and Jasmine burst out laughing.… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
Fighting is spiritual. It appears to be physical from the layman's eyes. In my fights, I seemed to be angry and mad… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
“Roses climbed the shed, entwined with dark purple clematis, leaves as glossy as satin. There were no thorns. Patience's cupboard was overflowing… — Ellen Herrick Copy Share Image
And talking about dark! You think dark is just one color, but it ain't. There're five or six kinds of black. Some… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
Some kids have never seen what a real tomato looks like off the vine. They don't know where a cucumber comes from.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
“Suffice to say, the dream writer had a way of phrasing things. She could depict the curve of a cucumber, the shape… — Meia Geddes Copy Share Image
Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
Love made you admire funny things about a person, like how good she was at remembering to return her library books and… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
My fridge is really just vegan: coconut water, Gatorade (my favorite!), cucumbers, mint, kale, vegetables, ginger, and wheat grass. — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
Sometimes from this hillside just after sunset The rim of the sky takes on a tinge Of the palest green, like the… — Robert Hass Copy Share Image
My mom makes this amazing little snack that, to this day, I still think about. It's pita bread wrapped with melted butter,… — Masiela Lusha Copy Share Image
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