In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci… — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
He rolled his eyes. "First, my Dad's Korean and my mom was Swedish. Second, I totally suck at math. I don't like… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
To me, the most amazing the most amazing transformation in my lifetime is not the revolution of the Sixties but the counter… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
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