I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes. — James Randi Copy Share Image
My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?" — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
I wouldn't warm to [Chuck Berry] even if I was cremated next to him. — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
A politician should not be written off till he or she is cremated. — George Fernandes Copy Share Image
I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated. — Cynthia Nelms Copy Share Image
“Between an egg that is fried and an egg that is cremated there is a wide and substantial difference.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
What's going to happen when I die? I may be buried, or I may be cremated, I may give my body to… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“I’m sure there’s a protocol for meeting a spouse who’s been cremated, but I’m pretty much at a loss. Am I supposed… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“My phone died, so I cremated it along with my grandpa. Well, he was taking up too much room in my freezer.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
“My soft voice and demeanor were useless. In a pint jar, I carried a cremated friend, like flesh scraped from a cistern.” — Henri Cole Copy Share Image
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I've changed my mind. I've decided that at the end I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered over someone I… — J. Michael Straczynski Copy Share Image
“No matter how many heavy-metal album covers you’ve seen, how many Hieronymus Bosch prints of the tortures of Hell, or even the… — Caitlin Doughty Copy Share Image
“She wondered how to un-know certain things, certain specific things that she knew but did not wish to know. How to un-know,… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
“When Theolyn died, the humans had built an enormous pyre and placed his body at the center. How was [Veka] supposed to… — jim c. hines Copy Share Image
I would request that my body in death be buried not cremated, so that the energy content contained within it gets returned… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“Steven sits back in the booth, crosses his arms. “My wife was cremated.” “Your wife…?” “She died when Maddy was two weeks… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
“Cor cordium, heart of hearts,” I replied, referring to the moment when a friend had seized Shelley’s heart before the flames had… — André Aciman Copy Share Image
I'm going to be cremated from the neck down. And at my funeral, when people are talking about me, they have to… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“At the funeral my stitches were itching like crazy, but it didn’t bother me much because I was like totally tripping on… — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
“you can now take the remains of your cremated loved one and have their remaining carbon pressed into a diamond! Companies like… — Ken Ham Copy Share Image
“When people die they are sometimes put into coffins, which means that they don't mix with the earth for a very long… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't like to be cremated', she said. 'You'd prefer worms?' 'Yes, I would.” — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
“Your father, madam, was fully cremated. I made absolutely certain.” Alexia swallowed silently and then said fervently, “Thank you, Floote.” — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
“The last time somebody was cremated, his ashes were sprinkled from a crop duster. We all ran for cover. We liked him… — Gayden Metcalfe Copy Share Image
“Why, her father would turn in his grave--well, as a matter of fact, he was cremated, but what I mean is, if… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to… — Dave Spikey Copy Share Image
Falling in love is the best way to kill your heart because then it's not yours anymore. It's laid in a coffin,… — Ville Valo Copy Share Image
“I want to be cremated. And I want my ashes spread over the lake, so I’m always with you, hangin’ around, silently… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
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![“When Theolyn died, the humans had built an enormous pyre and placed his body at the center. How was [Veka] supposed to know humans cremated their dead instead of cooking them? She had figured it out quickly enough, but not before Jimar and his ilk had spotted her standing at the pyre, fork in hand.” quote by jim c. hines](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f5/jim-c-hines-9962_quote_when-theolyn-died-the-humans-had-built-a_964402.jpg)
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