No matter who you date, people are going to make fun of them, jealous people are going to say stuff, people get… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Nice creepy reptile,” Frank said, very aware of the driftwood in his coat pocket. “Nice poisonous, fire-breathing reptile. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'm not a one-sex person, and yet I hate the term bisexual. It sounds creepy to me, and I don't think I'm… — Martina Navratilova Copy Share Image
My mom is a history teacher, so we'd go on all these historic trips as kids around Halloween, because it was kind… — Sharon Van Etten Copy Share Image
“She was stubborn. She was evolving. She needed SOLITUDE like normal people needed exercise.” — Jake Vander-Ark Copy Share Image
“Scanning through her friend requests, I delete all the males who requested to be her friend. I don’t like those creepy fuckers.” — K. Webster Copy Share Image
I've always liked dark, creepy movies, but for some reason, I started on the film scene with romantic comedies. — Brad Anderson Copy Share Image
“Fuck, you’ve been to the sex store.” “Sure have.” Josh held up a plastic bag. “Man, that was fun. And by fun,… — Lana McGregor Copy Share Image
There's nothing more frustrating than when fans use a nickname. That's like people you don't know using names from people that you're… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
'The Blair Witch Project' is great for motion sickness. The first time you see it, it is extremely creepy. The first time… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
I start to wonder if I’m being creepy. I mean, I am creeping. Does creep-ing automatically make one creep-y? Or are there… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
Time for a new business model for the 21st century. For starters, retire that outdated and creepy clown. You can be a… — Michele Simon Copy Share Image
I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“If I catch you, I might do anything. I might strip the skin from your bones as I drain you dry. Or… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I'm so weird with women. I couldn't go up to a gorgeous woman and tell her the building's on fire. 'Don't take… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
The developing coherence of Asian regional thinking is reflected in a disposition to consider problems and loyalties in regional terms, and to… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
“The sleepless hum of the city was abidingly in his ears, and the lamps that dotted the misty pavements stared at him… — J.H. Pearce Copy Share Image
It is never appropriate to comment on a woman's breasts. I would never do it on the street or at a supermarket,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
It's creepy, but here we are, the Pilgrims, the crackpots of our time, trying to establish our own alternate reality. To build… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“The whole watching me from afar thing is kind of creepy, you know. I get that you don't trust me, but stalking… — J.M. Darhower Copy Share Image
It's fun to be around people who don't think I'm creepy for making videos in my bedroom on the Internet. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
“She shoved her to the dirty floor and pressed an open palm against her shoulder to hold her down while her rage… — Amber Newberry Copy Share Image
“Although he wanted nothing more, he hadn’t even watched her out of the shadows. Not really because it was too creepy but… — Natalie Herzer Copy Share Image
“The dead dog had come more than a hundred miles to find its master. [Mademoiselle Cocotte]” — Guy de Maupassant Copy Share Image
In the middle of nowhere, along a quiet stretch of road, the diner dreamt of the hungry dead. And of two men. — A. Lee Martinez Copy Share Image
One of the glorious things about being a person in the world is that you don't have to worry about whether or… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Just because it's been around for centuries, doesn't mean it's cool to be a creepy old man. — Hannah Gadsby Copy Share Image
“Does he train you all to be creepy sociopaths or is that a prerequisite before he hires you” — Jocelyn Adams Copy Share Image
“Be careful out there, okay? If you die, I might get mated to your creepy little sister.” — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
Vampire. Dangerous. Unknowable. Seriously creepy. This one's name was Constantine. We'd met before. — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
“It looks better. I mean, it’s still creepy as hell, but it’s back to its regular level of creepy.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
I don't exactly set out to only play creepy characters, it's just that a lot of those roles come my way. — Jodelle Ferland Copy Share Image
People who care about celebrity babies are creepy. What will her baby look like?! A baby. Youve seen a baby right? Itll… — Anna Kendrick Copy Share Image
I discovered that what most people call creepy, scary, and spooky, I call comfy, cozy, and home. — Zak Bagans Copy Share Image
... it's Bush's baby, even if he shares its popularization with Gorbachev. Forget the Hitler 'new order' root; F.D.R. used the phrase… — William Safire Copy Share Image
Personally speaking, when everything is boiled down to the marrow, I think the reason Reddit tolerates the creepy forums has to do… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
Having lunch with a teacher is super creepy. Dressing up like an anime character is also creepy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
“Knock-knock-knock No, that's not creepy at all. Being in a spaceship twelve light-years from home and having someone knock on the door… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image