“Do you know what will make it better?” “Ice cream.” Because ice cream made everything better. He blinked at her and she wondered what she said wrong. “I was going to suggest diamonds but ice cream works for me. Come… — A.C. Warneke Copy Share Image
“It looks like a group of evil f*cking gnomes came in here and decided to do the opposite of whatever they did for the… — A.C. Warneke Copy Share Image
“Do you know what will make it better?” “Ice cream.” Because ice cream made everything better. He blinked at her and she wondered what… — A.C. Warneke Copy Share Image
“Clearing his throat, he rumbled, "Miss Darling, a word if you please." "Sesquipedalian," she said, keeping her back towards him. The strange response momentarily… — A.C. Warneke Copy Share Image
