If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Those girls who claim they'll "never be a crazy girlfriend," get a serious boyfriend, then just wait and see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I could stay with Mears-Starbuck for forty-seven years, I thought. I could live with a crazy girlfriend, get my left ear sliced… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Actually my relationships with my girlfriends have become that much deeper and more profound, because I'm like, huh, yeah, I don't have… — Zoe Bell Copy Share Image
