For me, I took the exact right path. The cranky, independent one. And I've never looked back on it with anything but… — Betty Fussell Copy Share Image
Men are all right for friends, but as soon as you marry them they turn into cranky old fathers, even the wild… — Willa Cather Copy Share Image
I try to shy away from playing cranky people, but if it's just a funny next-door neighbor or business man, I'll say,… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I like writing. I get cranky when I can't. Yes, I write books back to back, and I work very hard on… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I get very cranky when interrupted. I snap at people, sigh dramatically and slam my door shut. — Margaret Maron Copy Share Image
I would like to hear Elliot Carter's Fourth String Quartet, if only to discover what a cranky prostate does to one's polyphony. — James Sellars Copy Share Image
“Mitch was looking really good these days. Healthier. Stronger. Happier…except at this moment. He looked unusually cranky.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
I probably am a cranky writer, but I am actually a fairly nice, normal person. Since I'm a grouchy writer, of course… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky,… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“cranky. Sarah took the time to work on an old pocket watch that had been wound so tight that the mainspring had… — Shelley Noble Copy Share Image
But I like being nasty. I like being cranky. Especially if it's a cold day in Chicago, it's nice to just take… — Fisher Stevens Copy Share Image
I get cranky real easily. So the honor of it and the wonder of it all and everything has a hard time… — Frank Stella Copy Share Image
The one thing about A Christmas Carol that always bothers me is that Cratchit is so sweet and perfect. He's like an… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“Hadn't one of my all-time favorite reveries been to become a cranky hermit, live unperturbed in my house, and have things brought… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
One of my theories about why we've been cranky is Australians have been forced to focus on politics or party politics a… — Yitzhak Rabin Copy Share Image
Men are all right for friends, but as soon as you marry them they turn into cranky old fathers, even the wild… — Willa Cather Copy Share Image
In 2008, Barack Obama did get Democrats hyperventilating, whipped up to a creamy froth, while John McCain creaked ahead like a cranky… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
You grow a whole lot more as a writer by getting old stories out of the house and letting new ones come… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
What’ cha doing out here all alone? Did you forget how to find Sanctuary? (Simi) No. I want to be alone for… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I was so tired of her getting upset for no reason. The way she would get sulky and make references to the… — John Green Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard,… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
I'm starting to believe that happily ever after includes people doing things that upset each other. We all get cranky, or impatient,… — Jean Ferris Copy Share Image
Forgiveness is not simply the absolving of an enemy, or one who has done us wrong. Forgiveness must encompass all those things… — Barbara Wood Copy Share Image
“The old man was cranky, bitter bastard, but it’s the thorn in your side that leaves the biggest hole.” — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
No matter how cranky, upset or moody I get, it never changes how I feel about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're not one of those cranky old people who uses their age as an excuse to be a prick, are you?” — Corrine Jackson Copy Share Image
I can't have a big breakfast or a big lunch because I get very lethargic, and then I get really cranky. I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. On the cranky left, that is very… — Bono Copy Share Image
I love your personality and I love who you are and I'm fine when you have it cranky days because it show… — Miranda Copy Share Image
Akri infallible. Well, except for a couple of things, and we don’t talk about those ‘cause it makes akri cranky. I like… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
It had been an annoyingly peacful time in Boarderland, Blister cranky and despressed because he hadn't filled anyone with pus for nearly… — Frank Beddor Copy Share Image
As you set off into the world, don't be afraid to question your leaders. But don't ask too many questions at one… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I was a big and un-ironic fan of Dear Abby when I was a kid in Chicago. I think I sort of… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Kelsoism is not accepted by modern scientific economics as a valid and fruitful analysis of the distribution of income but rather it… — Paul Samuelson Copy Share Image
They can be cranky, bewildered, giddy, frustrated and sometimes moved to violence. In short, they are afflicted with the New York City… — Lucinda Franks Copy Share Image
I get a little cranky with the whole business about kids not having attention spans. This reminds me of the usual business… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
Now that we were alone,i was self-conscious and cranky again.Why had i wanted to stay?if i had been programmed to want to… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
“She seemed pissed about something, but I ignored it. She probably just wasn’t a morning person. Although with that logic, she wasn’t… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image