Coworkers Quotes

9 quotes from 8 authors

When you sit at a shared desk, the chatter often drifts to diets, deadlines, and the occasional slice of carrot cake. These nine snippets capture the humor, frustration, and quiet competition that color everyday office life. If you enjoy this, you might also like the Office politics and Workplace humor pages, or the Productivity tips collection for deeper insight.

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“Having a job is tricky. You don't want to be so productive that you make your coworkers appear like slackers, and you…

Jarod Kintz

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“Pay attention to what your coworkers have died from, as some of my coworkers have died from gastrointestinal disease.”

Steven Magee

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'Wipeout' is a giant obstacle course for adults of all shapes, sizes, and ages. Whoever wins takes home $50,000 and gets to…

Jill Wagner

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“Only men who have crouched in the trenches under heavy machine gun fire, and then rose as one to charge the perceived…

Jarod Kintz

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Coworkers love to complain about their weight issues and talk about weight loss plans… As they reach over for their fourth slice…

Kevin

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I have lived in Kentucky all of my life. I am married to my high school sweetheart, David, a local police captain…

Molly Harper

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“You don’t have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to…

Shannon L. Alder

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“My human coworker sometimes talks about not wanting to work, and then he'll say something quite odd and rather silly. What is…

Olga Ravn

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Dad often told me, 'My job is to help my boss do his job and make him look good.' That was my…

Lyle Lovett

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