When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark. — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Like most writers, I write about what has happened to me as that involves the minimum amount of research. — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
“I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Don't play games with me! You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand! I'm the Doctor, and you're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
The universe is big, its vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose: [shocked] What? The Doctor: And everybody… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
River Song? Amy Pond? Hardly weak women. It's the exact opposite. You could accuse me of having a fetish for powerful, sexy women who… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman are back in Cardiff, back in the box, and back in action - for one of our scariest adventures… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Madge: I don't know why I keep shouting at them. The Doctor: Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
The Doctor: 'You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think they're lying to make you feel better?'… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
![“The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you're cross, in which case... always use force! Amy: Shall I run and get the manual? The Doctor: I threw it in a supernova. Amy: You threw the manual in a supernova?…” quote by Steven Moffat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d08/steven-moffat-2328_amy_the-doctor-this-is-bad-i-don-t-like-this_111624.jpg)
![“Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose: [shocked] What? The Doctor: And everybody lives, Rose! Everybody lives! I need more days like this! Go on, ask me anything; I'm on fire!” quote by Steven Moffat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c7d/steven-moffat-2328_ask-me_rose-look-at-you-beaming-away-like-you-r_139153.jpg)
