“She couldn't decide if he was a bit mad or if the world moved too slowly for him. Perhaps a little of both.” — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
“If I were looking for a bacterium that could eat oil, I’d be collecting samples of dirt from the middle of busy freeways. I… — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
“But they’re careful to avoid overpredation in certain areas, lest the fish remember this is a bad spot.” — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
“Killing is a solution to a problem. Murder is something you do because you want to. You divorce your wife because you don’t love… — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
“Yes. You can see this in the womb, where one fetus takes nutrients from another, causing varying birth weights. In vanishing twin syndrome, probably… — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
“We live in an incredible age. People like Laney get it, so do some of the general public. But I think they're still in… — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
“In space there's no way to ground an electric current. If you have stray voltage, it'll find a path, no matter what.” — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
Some of the best ideas I've gotten for my act have come from comedians and not magicians. — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
“There’s a clarity that arrives when life forces you into a binary situation.” — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
“He’s trying to assert his authority by calling me onto the carpet. It’s a show of force. It’s weak.” — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
“I’m not a spy. I’m not a cop. All I know is from watching movies and I’m pretty sure if my life depends on… — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
“Roosevelt pulled a cigar from his pocket and lit it. “How can you smoke at a time like this?” asked the captain. His eyes… — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
