Cops Quotes · Page 4

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

— Greg Proops

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

— George Carlin

Mmmmmmmmmm…You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

— Tre Cool

It's all fun and games 'til somebody calls the cops. Then it's hide and seek.

— Anonymous

“Witnessing the incompetence of the police has made me scared to call them!”

— Steven Magee

“Why are police body cameras designed to conceal that they are turned off?”

— Steven Magee

Never listen to cops always listen to God beacause God never said to put your hands up

— Shaby Gunna

It's a great feeling to know that 100 cops want to stop you doing something and they can't.

— Alain Robert

“What is horrible about politicians and cops is that they look as though they were made for the job.”

— Georges Perros

I've done, like, 45 movies, played 40 gangsters and five crooked cops.

— Tony Sirico

Despite claims that there are good and bad cops, we know that the system is failing everyone - including the police.

— Opal Tometi

For the most part, cops are decent and honorable, but that's how I know that there are bad cops, cops that you…

— Nancy Grace

It's funny how you bluffin them suckers. Only time S.P. is with the cops is in cuffs muh'fuckers and you should listen…

— D Block

“She cried the first time she was pulled over by a cop. I explained to her that there is no reason to…

— Chelsea Handler

I stick my middle finger up at the cops all the time. At night. When they're driving the opposite way. And we're…

— Nikhil Saluja

I come from a family of cops, and all of them share that understanding that they put their lives on the line.

— Ryan Reynolds

There's no law against a sentence existing in two places at once, unlike humans, who are no longer allowed to bilocate because…

— Patricia Lockwood

Our situation is more psychological than people will admit. Black kids kill Black kids for the same reason cops do. They see…

— David Banner

“Every time something big happens, the cops set up shop like they’re planning to stay there for weeks, and then a few…

— April Daniels

When I haven't been kissed in a long time, I create civil disturbances, then insult the cops who show up, till one…

— Jeffrey McDaniel

I have a new show now called 'The Bridge,' where I play a guy who's a real-life guy. My character's based on…

— Aaron Douglas

“Most undercover cops are vastly skilled at compartmentalization. It is a talent as valued as lying. They seal off their real feelings…

— Charlie Huston

“They [Cops] were living in the media age, and in the media age, cops didn't get to fire their weapons. Cops were…

— Lisa Gardner

There's a really classic cliche every time you switch the TV on - you see cops arguing. I have spent a day…

— Peter James

If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things…

— Sarah Palin

So many people wanted an adventure. It was really more about finding the cast that I wanted for 'Expedition Impossible,' so it…

— Mark Burnett

When opportunity knocked, I ran out the back door shit I thought it was the cops.

— Lil Wayne

People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.

— Joe Rogan

I'm on TV!Oh Shit!First Cops, now this!I'm gonna be a Star,Son!

— LilMoco

“There are places where cops are not hated, Captain. But in those places you wouldn't be a cop.”

— Raymond Chandler

Coke boil in the pot, shake the Feds and bust shots at them street cops.

— Barrington Levy

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

— Dean Norris

I fear cops and have never felt the protection of them.

— Laura Jane Grace

“No one likes being stereotyped, not African-Americans and not cops.”

— David O. Brown

Cops before breakfast.Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.

— Josh Lanyon

More cops on our streets and in our neighborhoods mean safer streets and neighborhoods.

— Letitia James

I can't understand why culture cops try and impose their brand of morality on others.

— Shefali Zariwala

I've only played gangsters and cops, and I always have to be serious.

— Manny Montana

Not all cops are bad, but this kind of harassment has been going on for years in the ghetto.

— Eazy-E

I've always been, in games, the bad guy. If there was ever cops and robbers I was always a robber.

— Jake M. Johnson