A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I was born here in the city, born in the Bronx. Son of a cop. One grandfather was a taxi driver; the… — Joe Lhota Copy Share Image
It's kind of up to the actor to deconstruct the scene and deconstruct the character and figure out how to make it… — Shawn Hatosy Copy Share Image
As a defense lawyer, he refused to condemn his clients. Everyone else in the system-the cops, the prosecutors, the juries and judges-would… — Scott Turow Copy Share Image
Pride' is my first film with a happy ending. Before, I naively thought they were a cop-out, but now I've come to… — Joe Wright Copy Share Image
That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell… — Humphrey Bogart Copy Share Image
My friends and I make short films. We pretended to rob the Dairy Queen where our friend worked, but someone thought we… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
“Careful old-timer, your age is showing.” “Hey, I’m only thirty-two. I’m in my prime, woman!” She harrumphed. “Well, I’m a mere twenty-five… — Anne Rainey Copy Share Image
You have people that practice law and are lawyers and go to school for eight years, but you can become a cop… — Colin Kaepernick Copy Share Image
I learned this one growing up in Texas and, subsequently, living in Los Angeles: always use the 'usted' form when speaking to… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Every time a militant Islamist terrorist shoots somebody up, what does Barack Obama do and the Democrats? They come out and they… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The clerical work is par for the course. "Keep on file in numerical order" means throw in wastebasket. You'll soon learn the… — Bel Kaufman Copy Share Image
I think that's the mother and father of all cop-outs. It's an honest scientific quest to discover where this apparent improbability comes… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
You do your job every day. When things go right, there's never any coverage. But when certain things happen, boy, the world… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Wherever they’s a fight so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever they’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Fear is an interesting energy that we all have to face. Some people step up and aren't afraid but still come up… — Jim Courier Copy Share Image
It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out that if you stop or curtail stop-and-frisk, or if cops are reluctant to… — Raymond Kelly Copy Share Image
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
She shook her head slowly. “I don’t believe you. You can’t be a cop.” “Not a cop.” “Federal agent?” “FBI.” “Even more… — Sandra Brown Copy Share Image
As a former cop, I respect and appreciate those who've dedicated their lives to serving others as well as those who appreciate… — Dave Reichert Copy Share Image
I started here in Australia, playing a lot of roles but never the lead guy in shows here. I always tended to… — Sullivan Stapleton Copy Share Image
I've never been disbarred, committed or convicted of moral turpitude, and the only time I was arrested, it was a case of… — Paul Levine Copy Share Image
I'd never played a cop before, and this particular role with what she is going thru, especially during the first season, covering… — Nancy McKeon Copy Share Image
She supported a deal that didn't even require this murderous regime to return a cop killer, JoAnne Chesimard, to face justice. See… — Chris Christie Copy Share Image
Let's face it.., our current [immigration control] system is like a busy intersection without a traffic cop: sure there are laws on… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
The next day, I got a phone call from him and he told me to come and read for a movie called… — Ice T Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
It always bothers me to see people writing RIP when a person dies. It just feels so insincere and like a cop… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if a character is a lawyer, a cop or a geography teacher. If there's a story in there, where… — Clive Standen Copy Share Image
When I haven't been kissed in a long time, I create civil disturbances, then insult the cops who show up, till one… — Jeffrey McDaniel Copy Share Image
I can remember when anything further downtown New York than Canal Street was risky and the whole area still looked like a… — Peter York Copy Share Image
Obama believes the cops are the problem. That's why his new philosophy is to have them withdraw and refrain and not be… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
V shook his head. “Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How’d you like that anywhere near a female you loved?”… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Writing is a cop-out. An excuse to live perpetually in fantasy land, where you can create, direct and watch the products of… — Monica Dickens Copy Share Image
If you're looking to get silly, you better go back to from where you came. because the cops don't need you and… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
It really bothers me when some people say that all cops are racist. Of course that's not true. Most of you are… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place. Some people become vandals because they want to… — Banksy Copy Share Image
There's a really classic cliche every time you switch the TV on - you see cops arguing. I have spent a day… — Peter James Copy Share Image
You don't ever want to go out there and not be the best. You want to be the best cop that you… — Bryce Harper Copy Share Image
![“I think that's the mother and father of all cop-outs. It's an honest scientific quest to discover where this apparent improbability comes from. Now [Francis] Collins says, "Well, God did it. And God needs no explanation because God is outside all this." Well, what an incredible evasion of the…” quote by Richard Dawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72d/richard-dawkins-115_cop_i-think-that-s-the-mother-and-father-of_3082551.jpg)
![“Let's face it.., our current [immigration control] system is like a busy intersection without a traffic cop: sure there are laws on the books, but absent enforcement, there are too many accidents.” quote by Ronald Reagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/595/ronald-reagan-119_absent_let-s-face-it-our-current-immigration-co_1385111.jpg)
![“It really bothers me when some people say that all cops are racist. Of course that's not true. Most of you are just [expletive] to everybody.” quote by Jeff Ross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/710/jeff-ross-7690_bother_it-really-bothers-me-when-some-people-sa_2001284.png)
