Trust no one, unless its your grand ma. Only then may you eat chocolate chip cookies at random — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I can see ur sad even when u smile , even when u laugh I can see it in ur eyes deep… — Broken Copy Share Image
Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Its too many people that have a cookie, but ain't doing shit for the MILK. — Merle Rutledge Jr Copy Share Image
Eating a cookie never feels strange. I am a big believer in food in general. — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
“My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie. I'm not good at cocking guns. Really? Did she not know me at… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Peanut Butter M&Ms in the fridge, I always have a giant bag. Every cookie and candy I put in the fridge, it… — Hilary Rhoda Copy Share Image
I'll eat one cookie, not a whole box of cookies. But I'll still eat the one cookie... sometimes two, or even three.… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
“Fucking delish, I don't care if it's a faggy word, oops, sorry, no offense, sorry again. [i]Delish! Criminy![/i] This is like a… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“God didn’t give Moses ten fortune cookies in a to-go box. God didn’t lead the Israelites through the wilderness with a neon… — Geoffrey Wood Copy Share Image
I do my best to stay away from dairy, especially ice cream. I've become a cookie monster whenever I want to mess… — Randy Couture Copy Share Image
I think that was my biggest fear - censoring myself and putting myself into a cookie cutter to be representative. But I… — King Princess Copy Share Image
“And just think about it. If cookie was a code word, whatever it symbolizes, it’s been in your mouth, sweetheart.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
There’s a large part of me that’s four years old. I wake up in the morning and I know that somewhere there’s… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
I don't see my artist friends as any more neurotic or addiction-prone than the others. The roommates I have had who were… — Russell Smith Copy Share Image
“Did you catch the time-of-great-suffering thing?” Her expression softened. “Can you just make sure I’m not around when it happens?” “No can… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn't really a liar after all. He simply can't control his impulses. He then… — Cathy Rindner Tempelsman Copy Share Image
I would love to tell you that I don't worry about losing the weight after the baby is born, but I do… — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
“Everyone needs to calm down! Okay, you got a weird cookie. So what? I don’t mean to swat your ego here, buddy,… — Geoffrey Wood Copy Share Image
“That’s the thing about the collapse of civilization, Blake. It never happens according to plan – there’s no slavering horde of zombies.… — Mark A. Rayner Copy Share Image
“Do you want a cookie? - What? - A cookie. Like an Oreo. Do you want one? - No. - How can… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
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