To be honest, I can't wait to be a dad. I really hope that that's how the cookie crumbles for me. — Lucas Neff Copy Share Image
“Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
If people would only *Look to the Cookie* - all our problems would be solved — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
IM NOT A FUCKING COOKIE. Next time someone calls me an oreo shit is going down, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a caretaker just like my mother and Aunt Cookie. I learned from the best! — Jill Zarin Copy Share Image
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a cookie factory, different cookies are baked in the shape of animals, cars, people, and airplanes. They all have different names… — Stephen Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Do you know how hard it is to diet with a name like Cookie?” “That’s so weird.” I stared off into space,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
The cookie is the critical part. It's a word I created for sex and you've got to give a man all three… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
I have a horrible sweet tooth. It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have… — Hoda Kotb Copy Share Image
I have never baked. I have cooked thousands of meals big and small, but I have never cooked a cookie. I have… — Tom Junod Copy Share Image
In some ways, chocolate chip cookie recipes are my favorite algorithms. You put a bunch of bad-for-you stuff in a bowl and… — Hilary Mason Copy Share Image
If the interview was done in the studio, Frank McGee would automatically do it. But if I went out and got it,… — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
I'm passionate about anything I align myself with. You want to talk about chocolate chip cookies? I'm not going to open a… — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
“Do you want a cookie? - What? - A cookie. Like an Oreo. Do you want one? - No. - How can… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
I wake at 5 or 5:30 most mornings, make myself a latte and grab a cookie, write until 10 or 11, go… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
“That’s the thing about the collapse of civilization, Blake. It never happens according to plan – there’s no slavering horde of zombies.… — Mark A. Rayner Copy Share Image
I don't see my artist friends as any more neurotic or addiction-prone than the others. The roommates I have had who were… — Russell Smith Copy Share Image
There’s a large part of me that’s four years old. I wake up in the morning and I know that somewhere there’s… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
“Everyone needs to calm down! Okay, you got a weird cookie. So what? I don’t mean to swat your ego here, buddy,… — Geoffrey Wood Copy Share Image
I would love to tell you that I don't worry about losing the weight after the baby is born, but I do… — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn't really a liar after all. He simply can't control his impulses. He then… — Cathy Rindner Tempelsman Copy Share Image
