A clever conjurer is welcome anywhere, and those of us whose powers of entertainment are limited to the setting of booby-traps or the arranging of apple-pie beds must view with envy the much greater tribute of laughter and applause which… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
In the quiet hours when we are alone and there is nobody to tell us what fine fellows we are, we come sometimes upon… — A. A. Milne Copy Share
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name. — A. A. Milne Copy Share
This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it. — A. A. Milne Copy Share
Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which… — A. A. Milne Copy Share
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with… — A. A. Milne Copy Share
For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds. — A. A. Milne Copy Share
It is a terrible thing for an author to have a lot of people running about his book without any invitation from him at… — A. A. Milne Copy Share
When you are pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen, brush the honey off your nose and spruce yourself up as best… — A. A. Milne Copy Share