I was shocked when they told me congratulations, you won, that's the good news. Then the bad news is that you have… — Geoffrey Zakarian Copy Share Image
“Well, congratulations, you won. Now leave, you motherfuckering piece of shit scum of the Earth.” — Alice Ward Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs open and one starts talking; 'CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
