Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
Sex without condoms is magical… A baby appears & the father disappears. — Omar Valenzuela Copy Share Image
Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
I need a human size condom, Because life loves to Fu(k me up in the @$$. — Dustin Barbadillo-aton Copy Share Image
You shld put a condomn on yr head. if yr gna act lika d*ck - you might as well dress like one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Whats the difference between a bomb and a condom..?! n a bomb blast population decreases but in a condom blast population increases.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Even with the condom on, I can still feel the piercing enough. And I love it. In fact, I’m ruined. I’ll never… — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Safe sex - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love. — Kerry Thornley Copy Share Image
“Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.” — Mark Gungor Copy Share Image
There may be a basis in the case of some individuals, as perhaps when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this… — Pope Benedict XVI Copy Share Image
“Religion reminds me of a lace condom. While lovingly crafted, it’s not designed for pleasure; unless inflated with fervour, it collapses; one… — Lowestoft Thellow Copy Share Image
Football is being used as a language in that project...The vital message being communicated to the boys and young men is about… — Roger Moore Copy Share Image
Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
The most embarrassing one is that I had no idea - and please excuse me - that you guys call a condom… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
They say rubbers mainly for perverts. Dont know why. Think its very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and… — Charlotte Coleman Copy Share Image
We are still not in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame but there are 3,000 Kiss products, a Kiss musical toothbrush,… — Paul Stanley Copy Share Image
There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Pope Francis said the use of contraception could be justified in regions hit by the Zika virus; a stance that could reignite… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Jim eyed me for a couple of seconds, then got off the bed and went to curl up on the pile of… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
Sex? With no condom? Yeah, it might feel good. Yeah, you gon' love it at the moment. Oh, you woke up? Feeling… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That is supposed to be the rallying cry of women in the age of AIDS: no condom, no sex. But the dirty… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“He grunted the word what as he plucked the condom off. “Thank you.” Without him, I would have stayed a peacekeeper. Without… — James Cox Copy Share Image
So-called real life has only once interfered with me, and it had been a far cry from what the words, lines, books… — Cees Nooteboom Copy Share Image
“Her eyebrows lifted up. "You came here to seduce me armed with just one condom? What were you thinking?" He breathed out… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
“-You do know to put the condom on as soon as the penis is erect, don't you? -I paid a fortune for… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
