No matter how strong a condom is, it won't protect you from a broken heart. — A. C. Green Copy Share Image
“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
Using condom can prevent you you from diseases and unwanted pregnant but not from sinning against your own body — Clerecup Copy Share Image
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. — Clare Short Copy Share Image
“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures. — Wendy Wright Copy Share Image
Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I love when problems have simple solutions. Cold medicine. Umbrellas. Condoms. Tax incentives & subsidies attracting favored industries. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework. — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
“Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a condom while I shook your hand? I could wear it on my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The routine promotion of condoms through advertising has been stopped by networks who are so hypocritically priggish that they refuse to describe… — Henry Waxman Copy Share Image
a salesman is an it that stinks to please but whether to please itself or someone else makes no more difference than… — e. e. cummings Copy Share Image
One of the problems with sex education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
“Trojan is a terrible name for a brand of condom. Why name it after something that, after penetrating the wall, broke open… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yesterday in Egypt, archaeologists discovered the burial site for the 50 children of Ramses II...Fifty children! What I want to know is,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Radical feminism, male lesbians, transsexuals, musical condoms with suspenders, and lotsa drummers drumming are all manifestations of a political agenda with roots… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“After slipping the condom on, he rolled on top of her, shoved her hair out of her face and held it while… — Adrienne Giordano Copy Share Image
I want young women when they're 14 to start thinking about what they want over the course of their lives. I think… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
Indeed, religion allows people to imagine that their concerns are moral when they are highly immoral - that is, when pressing these… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
They’ll have to eat first. And by the time they’re finished, you’ll be back.” “With the condoms.” “Right.” “For the giant orgy… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“I was bleeding but hoped he wouldn’t notice. I do this sometimes; a game I personally call, I have my period, let’s… — Kelley Kenney Copy Share Image
Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. "The ceremony is over. Can… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums,… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image