You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Mayonnaise is basically the only condiment there is. Anything tastes better with lots of mayo... even a spoon. — Tinsley Mortimer Copy Share Image
If I was a condiment, I'm gonna go ahead and say I would be Sriracha, because I go well with other things.… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
The fruits eaten temperately need not make us ashamed of our appetites, nor interrupt the worthiest pursuits. But put an extra condiment… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Even the choicest literature should be taken as the condiment, and not as the sustenance of life. It should be neither the… — Horace Mann Copy Share Image
Humor is the spiciest condiment in the feast of existence. Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them, joke over your troubles… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
Many spicy condiments blend into fiery sameness, and even the ones that don't hold back on heat often offer little flavor aside… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
