Computer Quotes · Page 28

One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a…

— Alan Turing

If you don't handle [exceptions], we shut your application down. That dramatically increases the reliability of the system.

— Anders Hejlsberg

It's kind of astonishing that people trust strangers because of words they write on computer screens.

— Howard Rheingold

The only people who have anything to fear from free software are those whose products are worth even less.

— David F. Emery

As a person with terrible handwriting, I love the computer. I've waited all my life for the computer.

— Janet Fitch

No human investigation can be called real science if it cannot be demonstrated mathematically.

— Leonardo da Vinci

There's a lot of music that sounds like it's literally computer-generated, totally divorced from a guy sitting down at an instrument.

— Aimee Mann

When the first American steps on the red dust of Mars, it's going to be because of computer scientists.

— Marillyn Hewson

The important thing about mobile is, everybody has a computer in their pocket. The implications of so many people connected to the…

— Ben Horowitz

Smartphones can relay patients' data to hospital computers in a continuous stream. Doctors can alter treatment regimens remotely, instead of making patients…

— Charles C. Mann

I'm usually a panster and throw ideas down on computer the second they hit my brain. I even had to get off…

— Franny Armstrong

I was shocked when I looked at art schools in France. There's only one left that does anatomy. Now they do video.…

— Lou Doillon

I don't even have a computer in my office. If I had e-mail, I'd never take the time to read research or…

— John W. Rogers, Jr

Getting tired of sitting, staring at my computer screen, day after day, where everyone is two-dimensional, reduced to an avatar photo, status…

— Brad Listi

If I designed a computer with 200 chips, I tried to design it with 150. And then I would try to design…

— Steve Wozniak

No one knows what the right algorithm is, but it gives us hope that if we can discover some crude approximation of…

— Andrew Ng

Despair leads to boredom, electronic games, computer hacking, poetry and other bad habits.

— Edward Abbey

To sit down at a computer every day and write a script is commendable. I don't have the patience for it, but…

— Shiloh Fernandez

I guess my favorite Web site would be theonion.com. I used to read that paper all the time in New York, and…

— Reid Scott

They've finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

— Milton Berle

Scientists in California have discovered a chemical in the brain that causes use of Windows in otherwise normal human beings. It's called…

— David Pogue

The word 'phobic' has its place when properly used, but lately it's been declawed by the pompous insistence that most animosity is…

— David Sedaris

It feels as if ever since the iPhone was released, the Macintosh computer has become just another leverage point in this other…

— Douglas Rushkoff

Steve Jobs, the pioneer of the computer as a jail made cool, designed to sever fools from their freedom, has died.

— Richard Stallman

“It's proper Netiquette to view in-App webpages in a mobile browser for better security.

— David Chiles

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do.

— Donald Knuth

I love genealogical research. That's the reason I bought my first computer years ago to put my genealogy records on the computer.…

— Nola Ochs

I remember turning in my first assignment in elementary school using the computer and the teachers were kind of confused that I…

— Larry Page

People are always looking at their phones and computer. It's the first place people turn in the morning and where everyone's keeping…

— Theophilus London

Virtual reality might be able to give you a way of doing hands-on to construct ideas in a computer.

— Owsley Stanley

I just like music that sounds like music. Not like machines and computers and things that you design to make things sound…

— Zooey Deschanel

There's a good part of Computer Science that's like magic. Unfortunately there's a bad part of Computer Science that's like religion.

— Hal Abelson

Here's what a phone is: It's a computer that has a little app on it that allows me to dial numbers and…

— James Altucher

I started the business as a computer consulting business, which, coupled to my nickname, Scorpion, formed the full name Scorpion Computer Services.

— Walter O'Brien

My studio is fully analog. There's nothing modern. There's not even a computer in my studio.

— Adrian Younge

“A computer does two things, and two things only: it performs calculations and it remembers the results of those calculations.”

— John V. Guttag

Reality is overrated to me. Everyone spends enough time on the computer, eating, going out to bars. Why do I need to…

— Blake Butler

Artificial Intelligence is creating a mind, hopefully as pure a mind as possible, for a computer.

— Frederick Lenz

When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go…

— Chris Hardwick

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer,…

— Scott Aukerman