Computer Quotes · Page 16

A computer is any television with a calculater in front of it.

— Ace Kid

Yes, I am a quantum mechanic! Those darn quantum computers break all the time.

— Seth Lloyd

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

— Dave Barry

This proves Indians do nothing else but surf the Web.

— Amitabh Bachchan

OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them.

— Thom Yorke

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

— Donald Knuth

I am aware that a computer can’t create a poem, but neither can a typewriter.

— Charles Bukowski

In computer circles, any unencrypted data is known as 'cleartext.'

— Barton Gellman

I have some rhythms on my computers, that are actually called "trance", they go from 1-30 or 40. They're grooves that come…

— Phil Collins

“You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.”

— Cuthbert Soup

Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is…

— Steve Jobs

I don't know of any case that involves computer hacking where there were multiple defendants charged where there wasn't an informant on…

— Kevin Mitnick

The two great things about computer CG stuff are I can now do gags I would never have dreamed of in the…

— George A. Romero

I can't even imagine writing nonfiction by hand. I think if I didn't have a computer, I just couldn't do it. Maybe…

— Jennifer Egan

In fact when I first got my Apple II the first thing I did was turn it on and off, on and…

— Andy Hertzfeld

Meditation should be the foremost technology of the 21st century; the technology of reprogramming the non-spatial universal computer.

— Kedar Joshi

I grew up with a pencil. A pencil was my computer at the time and so drawing, drawing, drawing and the tools…

— Massimo Vignelli

We didn't know what was coming next. And, you know, this is not just about computers; this is harassment of individuals, it's…

— Donna Brazile

We are now in the midst of our first television war ... the television environment [is] total and therefore invisible. Along with…

— Herman Melville

I feel, holding books, accommodating their weight and breathing their dust, an abiding love. I trust them, in a way that I…

— Lori Lansens

Another little known fact about Amazing Tennis - the computer opponents are modeled after real people. In an odd turn of events,…

— David Crane

I feel like we are so used to CGI [computer-generated imagery] and thank god because it is a wonderful tool, but there…

— Larry Fessenden

For me, between "Reference" and "Sketching & Conceptualizing" is the "Get the Hell Out of the Studio" step. I most often NEED…

— Jeff Fisher

There's book smart, there is street smart, there's relationship smart, there's too many different kinds of smarts to know all of them.…

— J. B. Smoove

Bandwidth grows at least three times faster than computer power.

— George Gilder

Just putting a computer in front of a student doesn't make education better.

— Joel Klein

Just remember when you post something, the computers remember forever

— Eric Schmidt

In 2-D, the way you draw defines you, but in CG the computer takes away your identity.

— Genndy Tartakovsky

My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers.

— Joe Sakic

If computers take over, it will serve us right.

— Alistair Cooke

I describe myself as an indoor cat, because I'm a computer guy and I always have been.

— Edward Snowden

You can prove anything by mentioning another computer language.

— Larry Wall

Sometimes ... dreams are all that separate us from the machines.

— Dan Simmons

When I'm at home, I love playing action-oriented computer games.

— MS Dhoni

“I have the brain of a malfunctioning supercomputer!”

— Steven Magee

Dont force with two things woman and computer

— Anonymous

Theoretical Computer Science is just as useless as everything we mathematicians do.

— Jennifer Tour Chayes

If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it.

— Linus Torvalds

Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.

— Stan Kelly-Bootle

I hardly use a computer anymore because I have everything on my phone.

— iJustine