Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual… — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
