In L.A relationships don't last. You go on a vacation and break up by the time you come home. Thank God for one-hour photo, so you can see your vacation photos while you're still in the relationship. — Judy Carter Copy Share Image
“Why put together a stand-up comedy routine? Especially if you’re not planning a comedy career? Because in the very process of creating an act you can become a funnier, wittier, and more confident person in your professional and social life. Sooner or later you’re going to find yourself having to speak in front of people, and if you’re like most… — Judy Carter Copy Share
It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents. — Judy Carter Copy Share Image
“When a singer sings, he acts out his feelings. Good comics don’t simply tell jokes, they act them out with a very specific emotional… — Judy Carter Copy Share Image
“Humor is therapeutic. Even if you have no intention of ever getting up on a stage, learning how to turn negative, painful life experiences… — Judy Carter Copy Share Image
About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them. — Judy Carter Copy Share Image
In L.A relationships don't last. You go on a vacation and break up by the time you come home. Thank God for one-hour photo,… — Judy Carter Copy Share Image
