My comedy is about nothing. I do it because I feel less inadequate on stage moving about than I do off stage standing still. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
Yeah, we toured the Orkneys once. In a tiny biplane which they shot out of a catapult. And then we got off the plane.… — Lee Evans Copy Share
When I was a kid I sort of sat in a darkened room a lot of the time. I was very lonely and I… — Lee Evans Copy Share
I take the bins out, do the washing-up and all the run-of-the-mill things like that and that's how I like it to be. — Lee Evans Copy Share
Me and the missus have come a long way since our first flat in Southend. When I first came to London I looked in… — Lee Evans Copy Share
When I'm at home I'm Lee, I take out the rubbish and I take Molly to school in the mornings. When I'm working, I… — Lee Evans Copy Share
It's a real honour to be the first comedian to play the O2 which will be the single biggest gig of my career. — Lee Evans Copy Share
I wouldn't like to say what I've turned down - they've been huge successes. But I don't mind because I didn't want to do… — Lee Evans Copy Share
Endgame' has a definite association with my life. I see Hamm as The Establishment and me as the monkey boy who comes out with… — Lee Evans Copy Share
We never stayed anywhere for long. Southport, Blackpool, Bristol, Essex - we moved all the time. I went to dozens of schools. I was… — Lee Evans Copy Share
My ambition isn't just to be successful in showbusiness - it's to be a successful person. — Lee Evans Copy Share
I've done every kind of student gig going, where you get beat up, spat out, chucked out, and your car nicked. Working on a… — Lee Evans Copy Share
It's true that Scottish audiences are harder to impress but, if they like you, they're very passionate. — Lee Evans Copy Share
I will never go back to Hollywood. It was like a nightmare. I enjoyed it at the time, but I wanted to be back… — Lee Evans Copy Share
