I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
The whole - it's the economy's bad. It's bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years ago in a horrible economy. I created jobs. And we just started breaking even after a year and… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
The director makes the movie. The director has to have the story in their head, has to know the style of the piece, has… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
I really didn't want to leave the show, but I got a chance to do a movie, which meant I would have had to… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
I feel lucky that I'm working at all. I don't take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It's all enjoyable for me. It's… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it's a false statistic. There's nobody that is wealthy saying,… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it.… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I'm taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn't that like enough? — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share
