The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
