But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to… — Ron White Copy Share Image
My whole initial goal was to be a comedian, so it's not like I chose to do a TV show out of… — Lil Dicky Copy Share Image
As well as being a comedian, I am - whether I like it or not - representative of another group of people,… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can… — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I… — Lydia Lunch Copy Share Image
I like the ironic pomposity of a stand-up comedian. Like all those comedians thinking they can bring down Coca-Cola. They forget to… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
I'd like to think I'm a little more memorable or specific now. People laugh at me in a way they wouldn't laugh… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
From the age of 14, I remember thinking I wanted to be a comedian. But that was like saying I wanted to… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
One of the things I used to dream of is that if I could just be funny like Red Skelton, if I… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I think the term 'Twitter comedian' can seem like a pejorative because it's not a job, really, and there's such a low… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
