I've never considered stand-up. Luckily I'm given great lines to say. I'm not sure how great my timing would be if I… — Emma Caulfield Copy Share Image
When you put yourself in environments that continually test you, that's where all the good stories come from. That's where the jokes… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
Furious protesters don't come after you for jokes at the expense of people; they come after you for jokes at the expense… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
I love Los Angeles. I love when people make fun of it. I think, 'Good, don't come.' All the jokes about it… — Mary McCormack Copy Share Image
I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast. — Catherine Reitman Copy Share Image
