“I will not come 2 your funeral because you will not come 2 mine because you will be dead” — Tapsy Copy Share Image
There are probably about 50 comedians who would come to my 50th birthday party but I'm not sure how many of them… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
“Time will tell if sorry is enough. I don’t think it is. If you died tonight, I wouldn’t come to your funeral.”… — Robert Goolrick Copy Share Image
Don't come to my funeral to show how much you cared about me. Show me how much you care about me now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
These cuts and scars wont explain anything to you. but when I kill myself.. they will suddenly mean something to you. …… — Blondie Copy Share Image
An evangelizer must never look like someone who has just come back from a funeral. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
I just wanna die to see which of my friends care enough to come to my funeral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
