Any columnist worth any salt knows that your column really ought to be written before you even approach your keyboard. Like a good penalty taker, you should know which way you're gonna hit the ball before you start your run-up. — Tim Key Copy Share Image
Ever since I was able to consume entertainment, radio has been one of the main things I've devoured. — Tim Key Copy Share
If I'm writing a radio thing that's narrative, it's quite nice to stop for an hour and write a load of garbage that I… — Tim Key Copy Share
The bath, for me, was always a place to relax, to retreat from the hell of modern-day life. A sanctuary. — Tim Key Copy Share
Doing a new show is just so much pressure. I saw a magazine with my face on the cover and the question 'Is this… — Tim Key Copy Share
When I write poetry, I write in torrents. I have no interest in quality or finesse, only in quantity and waste. Scribble and discard,… — Tim Key Copy Share
My ideal Friday night is spent playing scrabble in my local in Kentish Town with a goon called Lenny. After I've won a couple… — Tim Key Copy Share
I try to write jokes but when I've written about four I run out. Writing my show is a very lonely place. — Tim Key Copy Share
I delivered dartboards to pubs. That wasn't when I knew I wanted to be a poet, but it was when I knew I did… — Tim Key Copy Share
I don't have an inflated opinion of how much artistic merit the poems I do have. — Tim Key Copy Share
