I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is in abundance in the game, which is more than can be said of tennis. — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is in abundance… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion. — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould.… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests. — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving licence, the authorities will make you… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line. — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's provided he hadn't died of a… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from. — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure. — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson. — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
I should be more vocal about the things I believe are doing us harm, but many years ago in my early twenties, I learned… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them. — Jasper Carrott Copy Share
