A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others,… — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
