College Quotes by Anonymous · Page 4

Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before.

— Anonymous

I just wanna graduate high school already and do things in college that actually count as something in my life.

— Anonymous

Going off to college, makes you realize who your true friends really were in high school...

— Anonymous

I have two step-kids and one of my own on the way. That's three college funds.

— Anonymous

If you are in college, stop trying to get with people in high school. Like, come on now. Time to grow up.

— Anonymous

I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies

— Anonymous

College students in a 8:00am class are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.

— Anonymous

College is like a woman; You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.

— Anonymous

Usually I avoided college students, whom I considered brutal, wrapped up in themselves, particularly in their youth, in which they found material…

— Anonymous

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices, he'll make plenty when he gets to…

— Anonymous

Never get married in college; its hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds youve already made one mistake.

— Anonymous

I have stage combat training from college, which is drastically different than fighting for the screen, but I do enjoy that kind…

— Anonymous

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please.

— Anonymous

I'm happy for all of my homosexual friends who can freely marry. I'm happy for all my friends in college receiving financial…

— Anonymous

College inspired me to think differently. It's like no other time in your life. To have a man who can flirt is…

— Anonymous

People spend their lives searching for their one true love, their other half. I found mine in college, dancing in a fraternity…

— Anonymous

I don't hire anybody not brighter than I am. If they're not brighter than I am, I don't need them.

— Anonymous

I miss my life at home a little bit but my college is where I belong.

— Anonymous

All life lessons are not learned at college,'she thought. Life teaches them everywhere.

— Anonymous

Giving your friend the 'What the f*ck is this?' look during a test.

— Anonymous

I really can't wait until I go to college. I know that will be the best part of my life.

— Anonymous

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

— Anonymous

Reading through the exam and thinking, 'When the f*ck did we learn this?'

— Anonymous

Lovely days in my life : Childhood Days, School Days & collage Days, Horrible days in my life : ONLY EXAM DAYS :)

— Anonymous

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

— Anonymous

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

— Anonymous

The girls in college who use cellphone, they have 100% Boyfriend/s.. If u can't belive observe this...

— Anonymous

All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder.

— Anonymous

I swear the stress of going to college will knock five years off your life.

— Anonymous

Its so obvious when people are texting in class, because no one just looks down at there crotch a smiles.

— Anonymous

Cup of noodles and a movie on deck, it's all about that college life...

— Anonymous

A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.

— Anonymous

If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.

— Anonymous

Being considerate of others will take you further in life than a college degree.

— Anonymous

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.

— Anonymous

We'll be perfect roommates as long as you never touch anything of mine and leave the second my friends come over.

— Anonymous

The fact is college life is much easier than high school life.

— Anonymous

My parents worked enormously hard to put four children through college. We didn't have a lot of money.

— Anonymous

For the record, finding your soulmate in college is not hereditary...

— Anonymous

I've been lucky enough to be part of some great ensembles in theater - I'd been doing theater since college.

— Anonymous