If you get horribly sick this winter, remember that I'll always be there to wish you a speedy recovery on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The scariest part of this snowstorm is that it'll be cleaned up in time for work on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the making of snow angels not be the only time you spread your legs this winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could stare forever into the tiny opening between your winter hat and scarf. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just wanted to warn you that tomorrow may set records for people talking about the weather. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the snowstorm doesn't impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking a snow day is a great way to avoid having to hear everyone at work making fun of you for taking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd love to do something with you this weekend within a one-block radius of my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's hope this Lent we're able to give up freezing our asses off for 40 days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't like this cold weather. I prefer spring time over any season. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd brave taking off my gloves in record cold temperatures to text you something inappropriate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the record low temperatures help you justify wearing enough layers to hide your hideous holiday weight gain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Iron rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigors… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so cold that a nuclear missile from North Korea doesn't sound so bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The coldest of winter nights could never prevent me from meeting you out for drinks and potential sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shoveling snow out of your driveway is a great justification for shoveling ice cream into your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so cold I can barely stand the four minutes I'm outdoors every day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
