Be healthy, don't eat meat, keep away from those Night-Clubs and MEDITATE. — George Harrison Copy Share Image
Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to. — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
If it really made sense to "let the club do the work," you'd just say, "Driver, wedge to the green, one-putt," and… — Tom Mulligan Copy Share Image
I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
The only way we will be going to Europe is if the club splash out and take us all to EuroDisney. — Dean Holdsworth Copy Share Image
I don't go to parties. I don't go to clubs. My friends and I don't go drinking, we play D&D. I'm still… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
This was a time frame when dance music and clubs were having a real impact on culture, and it had an impact… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
I'm prepared to spend the rest of my life playing clubs, if that means I'm playing music that I believe in. — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray. — Kid Rock Copy Share Image
Now let me say that Matt Busby was a great manager and Manchester United wouldn't be where they are without him. He… — Johnny Giles Copy Share Image
It's sad that grandkids show up at the end of obituaries, way behind the list of work place achievements, social clubs and… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Every single night, there seemed to be the same seven or eight guys - Harry Nilsson, myself, Mickey Dolenz, Bernie Taupin, Keith… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
A tip: if you're invited to your friend's country club to go the lost and found bin and pretend that you left… — Lisa Birnbach Copy Share Image
People try to be more edgy, or write about that first explosive meeting between two people in a club, but not so… — Joe Goddard Copy Share Image
I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids,… — Steve Schirripa Copy Share Image
I know the questions will be around the money, the amount Chelsea had to spend to bring him here but that's the… — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
In the clubs, the entertainment and the restaurant business are at war with each other. You get crowds that are not the… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
It's the fault of the chess players themselves. I don't know what they used to be, but now they're not the most… — Bobby Fischer Copy Share Image
You came into the world armed to the teeth. With an arsenal of weapons, weapons of privilege, economic privilege, sexual privilege, racial… — Utah Phillips Copy Share Image
Oh yeah, I'm the president of the lucky club. There are so many talented people who don't work. And the crop of… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
As our planet takes action to cast out its manmade poisons and heal its man-caused wounds, many human inhabitants will no doubt… — Benjamin Hoff Copy Share Image
Is hockey hard? I don't know, you tell me. We need to have the strength and power of a football player, the… — Brendan Shanahan Copy Share Image
Somewhere out there are a few men with more innate talent at golf than Jack Nicklaus, or women with greater ability at… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I have this thing built into my contract that the club has to put up a sign that says my act "contains… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
But I did a lot of boxing and I was captain of an Australian surf club. — Rod Taylor Copy Share Image
Clubs in the European elite are respected and know what is possible. — Karl-Heinz Rummenigge Copy Share Image
What you see at fight club is a generation of men raised by women. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image