Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can be fat and still be sexy . It all depends on how you feel about yourself — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
The world is full of people who are very clever at seeming much smarter than they really are. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
As I have said, I am not a war monger, nor am I a politician and I do not know anything about… — Simi Garewal Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about comedy in the U.K. is that it has a clever twist to it, and when you really break… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
The hardest thing when you're making a zombie movie is, 'How am I going to kill these zombies? I need a clever… — George A. Romero Copy Share Image
I'm lazy! I hate work! Hate hard work in all its forms! Clever shortcuts, that's all I'm about! — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
Novels are sweets. All people with healthy literary appetites love them-almost all women; a vast number of clever, hardheaded men. — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
In the long run, no matter how good or successful you are or how clever or crafty, your business and its future… — Akio Morita Copy Share Image
I am an attacking batsman, but I've learned a lot about patience. There are clever bowlers who can pick your weak points,… — Prithvi Shaw Copy Share Image
Christianity is not a matter of persuading people of particular ideas, but of inviting them to share in the greatness of Christ.… — Ignatius of Antioch Copy Share Image
Because we humans are big and clever enough to produce and utilize antibiotics and disinfectants, it is easy to convince ourselves that… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
If you're going to take a jab at someone, you should at least have a bit more of a personal relationship with… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
True contemplation is not a psychological trick but a theological grace. It can come to us ONLY as a gift, and not… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
The proper motto is not Be good, sweet maid, and let who can be clever, but Be good sweet maid, and don't… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art. And the phone rang and Tyler answered. "If you don't know what… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Cyling has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
“Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.” — Teresa Monachino Copy Share Image
When you educate without the Holy Spirit, you only get a clever devil. — Adrian Rogers Copy Share Image
Time only rules those who are paying attention to dialing spinners.. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
