My penis should make me breakfast on morning. It is always up before I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Disney Channel should stop making new shows and replay all the old ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :) — Becca Copy Share Image
My boyfriend not allowed to spray Axe in public. I've seen the commercials them hoes come out. — Caitlin Copy Share Image
Don't call me if you're gonna talk to your cousin, mama, daddy, little sister, best friend, neighbor, dog, grandma etc in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Turning 32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today makes me want to go to the beach and swim in the water but then again I don't know how to… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Forget the past cause you can't change it...and forget the present...cause I didn't get you one. — Drake Copy Share Image
Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't spend your time examining some else personality because that moment can be better spent examining yourself and analysing whether you're closer… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
If you make a fake profile posing as a girl and add people to spy on them you should maybe invest in… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I always LOVE to keep my friends company whenever I see theyre ALONE...So..if U barely see me hanging around U...its either ur… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
I think too outside the box to be cornered , too Real to be Fickle¦Grounded but too Fly to meet any motherfucker… — Syoung Copy Share Image
I find it weird to see .99cent burgers and $4.99 for a salad, and they say why is America an obese country???… — Osvaldo M Copy Share Image
Friend Request From Random: I dont know you but okay… A couple minutes later receives comment on picture… So beautiful... WHat the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres a lot of fishes in da ocean...I know!.. But ur one of those DORKY FISH I cant afford to LET GO...… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
People don't want to hear the news anymore; they more worry about celebrity scandal, gossip. The news doesn't have to be truthful… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 Hot 2 Handle; 2 Cold 2 Burn, 2 Young 2 Teach; 2 Old 2 Learn. 2 Hard 2 Bend; 2 Strong… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Any change, any loss, does not make us victims. Others can shake you, surprise you or disappoint you, but they can't prevent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Four Married Men are at a BAR. MAN 1 : Imagine, my pregnant wife was reading a novel called ONE BROWN GAL,… — Muniir Zero Copy Share Image
The only thing you should be trying to please in this world is god, because: Humans are dishonest Humans are evil Humans… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
They always say never trust who you can't see, every time you turn seems as though you always get burned, If you… — Matthew Sherrill Copy Share Image
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