“Bullseye. Well, almost. The cleaver misses his ear by a mere inch. He stops short, but he doesn’t turn around. Instead he squares his shoulders then resumes his stroll out the door.” — Josie Brown Copy Share Image
“Important Tip: Avoid arsenic in any dishes. Seems that a dead guest has a way of putting a damper on a party. Go figure.” — Josie Brown Copy Share
“The key to spring cleaning is to be ruthless! Throw out anything and everything you never use. (Or that may be incriminating. Burn, if… — Josie Brown Copy Share
“I grew up in libraries, and I hope I've learned never to take them for granted. A thriving library is the heart of its… — Josie Brown Copy Share
“Putting out the trash is a dirty job, but let’s face it—someone has to do it. Whereas many smart wives are able to cajole… — Josie Brown Copy Share
“Tidy Tip: Dig deep, and be sure to cover the body in a heavy layer of slaked lime—also known as calcium hydroxide, or Ca(OH)—which… — Josie Brown Copy Share
“Helpful Hint: Some Berettas are compact enough to fit into even the smallest evening clutch.” — Josie Brown Copy Share
“Pies are so much fun to make—and so simple! All it takes to make a tender, flaky crust is the right amount of vegetable… — Josie Brown Copy Share
“Granted, your hard-working hubby is doing his fair share just by bringing home the bacon. But by encouraging him to take on a couple… — Josie Brown Copy Share
“Any woman can be both the perfect housewife and an accomplished assassin, because both functions require the same qualities: creativity; a never-say-die attitude; and… — Josie Brown Copy Share
“Make special memories on this day to honor the father of your children by asking the kids to prepare a special meal. (Note: save… — Josie Brown Copy Share
“Should your naughty new neighbors resist your suggestions, invite them over to see your new media room. The fact that it doubles as a… — Josie Brown Copy Share
“I’m used to seducing and then killing men when they are at their most vulnerable. Tonight, though, it is me who is fighting the… — Josie Brown Copy Share
