Classroom Quotes by Anonymous · Page 2

That awkward moment when you call your teacher mom.

— Anonymous

Giving your friend the 'What the f*ck is this?' look during a test.

— Anonymous

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

— Anonymous

The feeling you get after finishing your last exam.

— Anonymous

Every teacher before they draw on the board: 'Im not an artist.'

— Anonymous

Doing the 'I'm thinking really hard face' when the teacher looks at you.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class.

— Anonymous

The teacher says work with a partner, I look at my friend, we both nod.

— Anonymous

Every professor is like tell us something fun about yourself I'm just sitting here like, 'Im weird as fuck, honestly.'

— Anonymous

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question on the test.

— Anonymous

When my pencil falls in the middle of the class, I drag it with my feet because I'm to lazy to get…

— Anonymous

Raising you hand for the easy questions, so the teacher won't bother you for the hard ones later.

— Anonymous

During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

— Anonymous

That scary moment when your teacher says that they're gonna start calling on random people.

— Anonymous

Not all religion is to be found in the church, any more than all knowledge is found in the classroom.

— Anonymous

That moment when your teacher forgets you have homework, but then that one kid says, 'We have homework.'

— Anonymous

I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste.

— Anonymous

'Why were you late?' Cause the bell rang before I got here...

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when the teacher says slaves…and everyone looks at that one black kid in the class.

— Anonymous

The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person and…

— Anonymous

The only good thing about this math exam is that for each question I at least have a 25% chance of getting…

— Anonymous

In the best classrooms, grades are only one of many types of feedback provided to students.

— Anonymous

I'm deeply, deeply passionate about creating peace and well-being in the classroom, and well-being as a global nation.

— Anonymous

Does anyone ever get that feeling in class when you just wanna scream out 'NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!'

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you know the full lyrics of over 100 songs, but can't answer 10 questions of your test...

— Anonymous

Lets face it, we've all had our teachers ass in our face when they were helping another student.

— Anonymous

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please.

— Anonymous

Whenever I finish a test early, I make sure to wait 'til someone else turns it in so I don't look like…

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like 'WTF did I just write!?'

— Anonymous

Its so obvious when people are texting in class, because no one just looks down at there crotch a smiles.

— Anonymous

Not paying attention in class, then regretting it when your teacher starts passing out a sheet of paper. -__-

— Anonymous

That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss.

— Anonymous

It's so gross when teachers lick their finger and then give the paper to me. I don't really want your dried coffee…

— Anonymous

Human Brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours for 365 days. It functions right from the time we were born and only…

— Anonymous

I'm a few minutes late to class? Please, stare at me like I just killed five people.

— Anonymous

If we are suppose to forget about the past, why do we have to take history class anyway?

— Anonymous