Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Notes, usually to be musical, have to move in or out. They don't sound like clarinets! — Ray Still Copy Share Image
I've always liked using flutes and clarinets. Any time I can use those, I'm really happy. — A.C. Newman Copy Share Image
